Living - non living things

"Look, didn't sanitize,

And sat on me,"

"The owner of the house,

Can do anything with us,"

"But the child is blessing,

And the woman is caring,"

"Yes, only the man is rude,

Only works for food."

"Don't utter that again,

You table and chair,"

"The man of the house,

Also thinks about us and cares."

No one dared to talk,

In front of bed,

Old, rigid and strong,

Everyone respected the crown.

The conversation was going on,

When wardrobe sneezed,

All covered the nose,

And became freeze,

"Is that the virus?"

The freeze enquired,

"No, not humans,

"The reason is you,

The cold wind,

That you release,

Make me sneeze and freeze."

"Stop complaining,

You piece of wood,

Refrigerator works on electricity,

Don't you know that you fool."

"Stop it, washing machine,

Keep washing dirty clothes,

Wash the bed sheet over me,

Do your job properly."

The wooden materials quarreled,

With the electronic items,

The heated temperature,

Made the house warm,

When suddenly everybody became calm.

The sound of footsteps could be heard,

Sandals shouted,

"Boss is here, boss arrived."

Everybody was quite,

The owner of the house,

Entered the room wearing boots,

"What is the current situation?"

Enquired the boots,

"Everything is under control"

"All are cool."

Though small in size,

But everyone respected the pair.

The humans sanitized all objects,

Everyone greeted mobile,

As it had all the power,

Relaxing on the bed,

Humans along with objects,

Watched television being laid.

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